Our Suite of Civic Safety Solutions™
Engineered with the same invasive precision governments use to keep citizens safe. Now available to keep citizens informed.
Flock-Blocker Driveway Cam™
A high-resolution camera placed directly facing every city commissioner's driveway — because safety starts at home. The Flock-Blocker™ definitely just reads license plates. It also, incidentally, tracks GPS pings from nearby vehicles, logs dog microchip frequencies from passing pets, harvests Bluetooth device signatures from anyone within 200 feet, and stores a 90-day rolling archive of all activity. But mainly the license plates.
- License Plate Recognition (primary feature, we promise)
- GPS vehicle tracking
- Dog microchip logging
- Bluetooth signal harvesting
- 90-day data retention (not 30, we upgraded!)
Public Servant Drone Escort™
Why should your mayor have to navigate the city unobserved? Our FollowSafe™ Drone Escort provides premium VIP-level surveillance — sorry, safety — for any government employee. The drone detaches from its pole-mounted dock and autonomously follows your elected official through their entire day, capturing HD footage, logging their stops, and ensuring full public accountability. We call it a “safety escort.” Because we're a company and we can call things whatever we want.
- Real-time HD streaming
- Autonomous tracking up to 15 mph
- License plate logging at every stop
- Geofenced route replay
- "Totally Normal" mode (no lights, no sound)
Digital Taxpayer Clone™
The Digital Taxpayer Clone™ is our most ambitious civic product yet: a mandatory, real-time cloud mirror of every government employee's phone and email, open to any registered taxpayer. Listen to voicemails. Browse search history. Read texts. View calendar invites. This is what they meant by “public servant.” We're not lying to you — you can trust us! The data is stored on our servers, which are definitely secure, and only accessible to the public, your employer, three letter agencies, and our investors.
- Live voicemail access
- Full search history
- Email read receipts
- Calendar transparency
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All products comply with the exact same legal standards applied to public surveillance of citizens.